Poncho He's been spending a lot more time at Pooch Café since The Day His Life Went Down The Tubes. This is how he refers to the day his beloved master got married to a fussy clean-freak and they moved into a house infested with cats. He views this new female as a threat to the sacred bond between a man and his dog.

Chazz Poncho's master. Poncho would do just about anything to help keep secure his position as 'man's best friend,' including undergoing the physical torments of biking, camping and mountain climbing, which Chazz enjoys, but Poncho detests.

Carmen Chazz's new wife. She treats Poncho pretty well, but that really doesn't matter because she's a cat person and therefore a force of pure evil. Her cats are all pure evil, too lifeless lumps of fur that all look alike from a dog's perspective. Poncho is certain they're plotting some heinous criminal takeover, but he can't figure out what it is because, unfortunately, he doesn't speak cat.

Boomer Poncho's best dog buddy. He's been around a bit longer than Poncho and knows some of the ins and outs, but his brain is small and spring-loaded, often sending him into hyperactive rants. And when he gets a few cups of coffee in him, look out.

Fish Trapped in a world 12 inches wide, Fish is often a source of reason and intelligence for Poncho, being that he's unexpectedly well versed in science, theology, human nature, and cat lingo.

Beaumont (Bobo) The Cafés owner and moral rudder.

Hudson A wealthy yet humble purebred who keeps his lineage and over-training secret so the rest of the dogs don't force him to do tricks.

Gus A scotty dog from Detroit who's desperate to find out what 'haggis' is.

Poo Poo An emasculated bichon frise with a pink bow in his hair and serious self-image issues.

Droolia A slobbering female bullmastiff who has no masculinity issues at all, but does have a major crush on Poo Poo.

Party Monster A frat house mascot.

The Most Ferocious Dog in the World Poncho's next-door neighbor, so furious he's in a perpetual state of vibration. Rumor has it that his dreams of making it on Broadway have gone unfulfilled.